What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??